(Apparently I was going with a vampire vibe with this. See if it lands).
Greetings, mortals! I'm Nicole, the nocturnal navigator of the literary realm (but really I'm asleep by 10pm, so just use your imagination). By day, I tread among the living, concealing my true nature. But by night, I unleash the power of my quill, crafting tales that haunt your dreams. Subscribe to The Sip of Crows or sink your teeth in my social, where fantasy reigns eternal and reality fades into obscurity. Let's embrace the darkness together.
(I know I know, I just eye rolled myself)